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Goober Bear: Snuggle Up with the Cutest Plush Pal Ever!

Alright listen up folks because we're not selling you just *anything* we're offering a goddamn experience This ain't your grandma's dusty old knick-knack this is a portal a ticket a one-way trip to Awesomeville Imagine this thing sitting on your shelf the envy of all your friends It's gonna be the conversation starter the icebreaker the thing that finally gets you that date you've been dreaming of So ditch the boring the bland and the blah Grab this little slice of magic and let the good times roll You deserve it you magnificent son of a gun Now what are you waiting for Buy it already

$19.98      $39.95

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