Ben Clanton's Book Vote for Me Get Your Vote In Today!

Ben Clanton's Vote For Me: A Hilarious Picture Book Adventure! Get Your Vote On!

Alright folks let me tell you somethin' This ain't just some ordinary thing you're lookin' at This here is a slice of heaven a whisper of tomorrow wrapped in a package of pure awesome It's got soul it's got swagger it's got that somethin' special you've been searchin' for Think of it as your new best friend your partner in crime your secret weapon to conquer the world So ditch the doubts and grab this bad boy before it vanishes like a mirage in the desert You won't regret it I guarantee it This is the real deal folks the one you've been waitin' for Now go on treat yourself You deserve it

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A hilarious political satire by the creator of the bestselling Narwhal and Jelly series. Hey, you! Yes, you with the dazzling smile! The donkey wants your vote. So does the elephant. And each will do just about anything to win your support. Brag? Sure! Flatter? Absolutely! Exaggerate, name-call, make silly promises and generally act childish? Yes, yes, yes and yes. Soon, the tension mounts, and these two quarrelsome candidates resort to slinging mud (literally) and flinging insults. And what happens when the election results are in? Well, let's just say the donkey and the elephant are in for a little surprise--and a certain bewhiskered, third-party candidate is in for a first term!